The Gaffer

Social media slang for a league that's seen as uncompetitive because one team always wins. The implication is that the league is so easy, farmers could play in it. Originally aimed at Ligue 1 during PSG's dominance, now used for any league with a clear favourite. It gets thrown around in arguments about player stats - "he only scored that many because it's a farmers' league." Dismissive and disrespectful to everyone else in that league, but very common online.

Real Madrid attackig trio Bale, Benzema and Cristiano (Ronaldo). They were the attacking front three for the Spanish giants between 2013 and 2018.

The player who lies down behind the defensive wall at a free kick to stop the ball going underneath. As attacking players got better at hitting the ball under jumping walls, teams started putting someone on the ground to block that gap. It looks undignified but it works. You see it at almost every free kick near the box now, especially in the Premier League.

An attacking midfielder playing as the focal of the attack rather than an out and out striker. The main purpose of this is to have an extra creative player who can drop in to the midfield as required and give the opposition centre backs something different to think about. Should the centre backs choose to track the false 9, the leave space behind for the wingers to exploit. Should they choose to not track, they leave a creative attacking player with space to do damage.

A player who turns up for the biggest games and performs to a high standard, e.g. cup finals, title deciders etc. Other players can get labelled as players who only turn up against smaller teams.