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When a team is accused of spying on another team in training to gain an advantage in an upcoming fixture. It riles up managers, first-team coaches, players, and adds tension to the next meeting between the two. Fans of the team accused of spying use it as an excuse to dress up as birdwatchers with binoculars, and the fans of the team spied on can get very angry. It adds an extra element of rivalry and tension.
The original Spygate involved Leeds United and Derby County in the 2018/2019 Championship season. Marcelo Bielsa admitted to sending a spy to watch Frank Lampard’s side in training in the run up to their match. It was an ethical problem, not technically breaking any rules, but Leeds were fined £200,000. Fast forward to the 2025/2026 season and we witnessed Spygate 2.0 when a member of Southampton’s coaching staff was caught watching and recording a Middlesbrough training session, which is now against the rules.
A popular British idiom referring to a ball that has been booted far out of play, kicking the ball to Row Z in the stands. This could refer to a defender booting the ball to Row Z instead of finding a pass up field or a poor shot from a striker, completely missing the goal and shanking the ball into the stands.
There was a ‘banter’ chant for former West Ham, Brighton, and Fulham striker Bobby Zamora from opposition fans; “when you’re sat in Row Z and the ball hits your head, that’s Zamora!” to say how shit he was as a striker!
The Championship (English 2nd tier) Playoff Final is often referred to as ‘the richest game in football’. It is a one-off game at Wembley Stadium between the two semi-final winners, to see who gets the final promotion spot to the following seasons Premier League. The top two teams are automatically promoted, with the following four teams facing each other in two-legged home and away semi-finals, and the winners playing off at Wembley in the final.
The winners of the 2024-25 Championship Playoff Final, Sunderland, were expected to make a minimum of £200 million in extra income after their victory over Sheffield United. This includes access to the massive broadcast deal, commercial fees, merit payments, and potential parachute payments should they get relegated back to the Championship. It also includes a share of the around £2 million gate receipts from the final at Wembley.
A club that gets promoted to the Premier League, relegated back down to the Championship, and promoted again. Up and down like a yo-yo. In Denmark these teams are called elevatorhold, in the Netherlands they are called a 'to-and-fro club' and in Poland they are called 'roly-poly toy'.
A classic example of a yo-yo club is West Brom who were promoted four times and relegated three times to and from the Premier League between 2001 and 2010.
The ‘Big Six’ is an informal term that is used to describe the biggest clubs in the English Premier League. In the 2000s there was a big 4 of Manchester United, Arsenal, Chelsea, and Liverpool. In the 2010s they were joined by Manchester City and Tottenham. They are traditionally the most successful clubs, have large fanbases, and generate most of the revenue for the entire league between the 6 clubs. Some people might say that Tottenham shouldn’t be a ‘Big Six’ club due to their Spursy nature.
Should Aston Villa and Newcastle be in with a shout to replace Spurs in the ‘Big Six’ conversation now they’re regularly in the Champions League?