A popular British idiom referring to a ball that has been booted far out of play, kicking the ball to Row Z in the stands. This could refer to a defender booting the ball to Row Z instead of finding a pass up field or a poor shot from a striker, completely missing the goal and shanking the ball into the stands.
There was a ‘banter’ chant for former West Ham, Brighton, and Fulham striker Bobby Zamora from opposition fans; “when you’re sat in Row Z and the ball hits your head, that’s Zamora!” to say how shit he was as a striker!
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