The Football Dictionary

Video Assistant Referee - Technology system used to review referee decisions with video footage. Introduced to reduce errors in crucial match decisions.

Mocking term for putting crosses in with no plan and hoping something happens. "Inshallah" means "God willing" in Arabic - you're basically praying the ball falls kindly. Used to criticize teams that just launch crosses at the box when they can't break down a defence, especially if they don't have anyone good in the air to aim at.

A long-range goal absolutely leathered into the top corner. The kind that leaves keepers standing still and commentators screaming. Originated from British football culture and spread through podcasts and social media. A true thunderbastard combines distance, power, and accuracy.

Putting almost everyone behind the ball and making the defence impossible to break down. José Mourinho made the phrase famous, though he was criticizing opponents at the time. It means sitting deep in two compact lines, not pressing much, and waiting to counter. Purists hate it, but it works against better teams. You need players who can concentrate and hold their positions for 90 minutes.

Running inside a teammate who has the ball wide, usually into the gap between full-back and centre-back. The opposite of an overlap - you go inside rather than around the outside. It pulls defenders, opens passing angles into the box, and can create shooting chances. Works well with inverted wingers because when they cut inside, they create space for the underlap.

Diving forward and flicking the ball with your heels behind you, legs bent like a scorpion's tail. The opposite of a bicycle kick, which goes backwards. Extremely rare because the situation has to be exactly right and it's incredibly hard to pull off. When it goes in as a goal, it wins every award going. Giroud's against Crystal Palace in 2017 won the FIFA Puskás Award.

Striking the ball with the end of your boot rather than your laces or instep. Coaches used to tell kids never to do it because it's inaccurate, but sometimes it's the only way to get a shot off quickly. When a defender is about to block or the ball is bouncing awkwardly, a toe poke can surprise the keeper because the shot comes out faster than expected.

Carefully controlling how much a player plays to prevent injuries. Involves resting players who've played too many minutes, monitoring training loads, and sometimes sitting out less important games. Modern sports science tracks everything. Fans complain when their best players get rested, but the alternative is burning them out. The fixture congestion in modern football makes it more important than ever.

A nostalgic term for a player whose style only really works in the Premier League. The term comes from "Barclays" (the old league sponsor) and is usually used to describe players who were cult heroes for mid-table teams from the Premier League era between 2004-2016. They relied on physicality, work rate, and chaos, either workhorses or those with technical ability for the showreels, finding themselves at mid-table sides. Barclaysmen are often defined by their "Streets won't forget" status amongst fans.

Striking the ball with the outside of your foot to bend it in an unexpected direction. Ricardo Quaresma made the trivela famous as his signature move in Portugal, almost always crossing with what looks like the wrong foot to pull off the skill. It's tricky to do but useful for curving passes or shots around defenders when the inside of your foot won't give you the right angle, or to confuse defenders. Modrić and Bruno Fernandes have been known to use a trivela.