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Actively seeking to buy a player that is already in the process of joining another club. The hijacking club don't just outbid the first club to make a successful transfer bid, they also convince the player to change their mind when they've already agreed contract terms elsewhere. A hijack creates drama, especially on transfer deadline day, writes headlines, and creates new rivalries.

Manchester United's attempted hijacking of Alexis Sánchez from Manchester City in January 2018 succeeded - Sánchez had seemingly agreed to join City, but United's wage offer was reportedly so much higher that he switched allegiances at the last moment.

The Fan
The Fan Jan 28, 2026
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Understanding of football beyond surface-level takes. If someone has good ball knowledge, they understand tactics, context, and nuance. If they don't, they just look at goals and trophies. Often used to dismiss someone else's opinion - "you have zero ball knowledge" - implying they don't really understand the game. Can be gatekeeping, but also a genuine way to credit someone who gets it. Fans make football, and the best fans have great ball knowledge.

When someone argues a defensive midfielder is bad because they don't score goals, the response is usually "zero ball knowledge" - they're missing that the player's job isn't to score, but to protect the defense and circulate possession.
The Fan
The Fan Jan 20, 2026
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A player with serious skill and confidence. The term originally came from basketball but has crossed over into football through street culture and social media. Calling someone a baller means they've got technique, they're not afraid to try things, and they look good doing it. It's a compliment about style as much as ability.

When Neymar pulls off a rainbow flick or Vinícius Jr. destroys a full-back one-on-one, fans call them ballers. It's not just about the end result - it's about the flair and swagger they bring to the pitch. Think about the step-overs and flicks that Ronaldo did early in his career or that mad seal dribble that Brazilian Kerlon did balancing the ball on his head and running past players.

The Fan
The Fan Jan 20, 2026
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The elaborate social media campaigns clubs use to unveil new signings. What used to be just a press photo and statement is now a cinematic production with teasers, cryptic posts, drone footage, and celebrity cameos. Marketing departments compete to make announcements go viral. Fans complain about it but engage with it anyway. Some announcements now take weeks of buildup.

Arsenal's announcement of Martin Ødegaard featured a series of cryptic posts, a custom video with Norwegian references, and merchandise already available at the moment of reveal - the days of a simple press photo are long gone.
The Fan
The Fan Jan 19, 2026
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