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When VAR rules a player offside by millimetres, usually because their armpit or sleeve is beyond the last defender. The technology can draw lines to this precision, but it feels absurd to disallow goals for body parts you can't even score with. Fans mock it, but it's technically correct under the rules. Led to calls to give attackers the benefit of the doubt.

Said by commentators about 10,000 times during matches on the last day of the season. When every team is playing at the same time and the goals are flying in, we're told the table 'As it stands' every time a goal goes in somewhere and the title, promotion, European or playoff places, and relegation matters change multiple times. Drama!

The final pass before a goal. It's become a major stat for measuring creativity alongside goals. Different competitions count it slightly differently - some include rebounds off your shot, others don't. There's also pre-assists (the pass before the assist) and expected assists (xA) for the analytics crowd. De Bruyne and Messi rack up assists at the same rate some players score.

The moment a team wins the ball back and can attack immediately, before the opposition has a chance to reorganise. Fast attacking transitions can cause chaos, catching teams with players out of position who were just on the attack themselves. Some teams build their entire DNA and game tactics around winning the ball back and attacking quickly.

How often a player is fit and can be selected. "The best ability is availability" is famously linked to NFL Hall of Fame Coach Bill Parcells, but it applies across all elite sport. Players who miss lots of games through injury affect squad planning, momentum, and results. Clubs now track injury history carefully in recruitment. Eden Hazard at Real Madrid is the cautionary tale - constantly injured, barely played.